Bannia, You Bitch,

I find your usurpation of the Hellsport Handbook acutely irritating. Your trickery and lies are most upsetting. But I will proceed with my characteristic calm. I am already in Lamial, you see. I begin work at once, while I hand to you the Hellsport work. Congratulations!

I Remain,

Vannilisp Tar, Traveler

P.S. I could contribute a section on the establishments of High Ock. Consider.